Saturday, August 2, 2008
WE CAN SEE YOU, ALEX
We can see you.
We are watching you.
So...have you made the cobbler yet?
How's the recipe?
How is it?
How's the recipe?
Did you like the cobbler?
Did you like the...results?
Are you in flavor country?
Did you like it?
Are you in FLAVOR COUNTRY?
YOU WANT SOME FUCKING RAISINS OR NOT?!
Sincerely yours,
Botard & Gangly
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
nothing is optional and everything is stirred
1/2 cup unsalted butter
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar, divided
1 tablespoon baking powder
Pinch of salt
1 cup milk
4 cups fresh peach slices
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Ground cinnamon or nutmeg (optional)
Melt butter in a 13- x 9-inch baking dish.
Combine flour, 1 cup sugar, baking powder, and salt; add milk, stirring just until dry ingredients are moistened. Pour batter over butter (do not stir).
Bring remaining 1 cup sugar, peach slices, and lemon juice to a boil over high heat, stirring constantly; pour over batter (do not stir). Sprinkle with cinnamon, if desired.
Bake at 375° for 40 to 45 minutes or until golden brown. Serve cobbler warm or cool.
Yield: 10 servings
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar, divided
1 tablespoon baking powder
Pinch of salt
1 cup milk
4 cups fresh peach slices
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Ground cinnamon or nutmeg (optional)
Melt butter in a 13- x 9-inch baking dish.
Combine flour, 1 cup sugar, baking powder, and salt; add milk, stirring just until dry ingredients are moistened. Pour batter over butter (do not stir).
Bring remaining 1 cup sugar, peach slices, and lemon juice to a boil over high heat, stirring constantly; pour over batter (do not stir). Sprinkle with cinnamon, if desired.
Bake at 375° for 40 to 45 minutes or until golden brown. Serve cobbler warm or cool.
Yield: 10 servings
how are you, Alex?
New ideas for S&M:
Stalking & Marriage: A Love Story
Stab & Mace: A Love Story Part II
Salad & Me: CHRONICLE OF A DEATH FORETOLD
Stalking & Marriage: A Love Story
Stab & Mace: A Love Story Part II
Salad & Me: CHRONICLE OF A DEATH FORETOLD
Saturday, July 5, 2008
meetings & beatings!
"Sir & Madam: The Dartmouth Undergraduate S&M Journal" is now looking for submissions!
Meetings will be starting next Monday from 1:00-2:00 AM in the Hop rotunda. Free Moxies will be distributed to all early-comers...WE NEED HELP IN EVERYTHING.
What Wikipedia Says About the Mating Rituals of Bald Eagles:
Bald Eagle courtship involves elaborate calls and flight displays. The flight includes swoops, chases, and cartwheels, in which they fly high, lock talons, and free fall, separating just before hitting the ground. Bald Eagles mate for life....just like humans (haw haw haw!).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_eagles
IT'S A PARTY.
Meetings will be starting next Monday from 1:00-2:00 AM in the Hop rotunda. Free Moxies will be distributed to all early-comers...WE NEED HELP IN EVERYTHING.
What Wikipedia Says About the Mating Rituals of Bald Eagles:
Bald Eagle courtship involves elaborate calls and flight displays. The flight includes swoops, chases, and cartwheels, in which they fly high, lock talons, and free fall, separating just before hitting the ground. Bald Eagles mate for life....just like humans (haw haw haw!).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_eagles
IT'S A PARTY.
Monday, June 30, 2008
"Klopstock?"
The springtime festival
(1. edition, 1759)
Not into the ocean
of the worlds
do I want to plunge myself
Not to float amongst those created first
Where the son of lights' choirs of rejoicing
Pray, deeply pray to
And melt in delight
Only for that drop upon the bucket
Just to float around the earth
and pray!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
That drop upon the bucket also
flowed from the hand of the almighty!
(1. edition, 1759)
Not into the ocean
of the worlds
do I want to plunge myself
Not to float amongst those created first
Where the son of lights' choirs of rejoicing
Pray, deeply pray to
And melt in delight
Only for that drop upon the bucket
Just to float around the earth
and pray!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
That drop upon the bucket also
flowed from the hand of the almighty!
Monday, June 23, 2008
CAGEMATH
As for my mother
as for my mother who is the drug usual person
when I speak as for my mother who the smoke and others does paraphernalia
simultaneously as for her who buys the cocaine from the person
of the dope paint
as for my mother who loves the fact that first-rate tube is done
the smoke and others
as for my mother who the smoke and others
does the first-rate stone
as for my mother who the smoke
and others does the first-rate stone as for my
mother who the smoke and other does the first-rate
stone as for my mother who the smoke and
others does the first-rate stone that crack
like the cigar the smoke it seems
it is as for her as for her
who passed the pleasant one time
with that dope as for her who raises my sibling
for the money of the paint Smith & it does that
with by threatening him;
as for the [uetsuson] my mother
as for my mother who the smoke and others
does the first-rate stone as for my mother
who the smoke and other does the first-rate
stone as for my mother who the smoke
and others does the first-rate stone
at the 11:00 PM which the smoke and others
does the first-rate stone, as for the police
my mother' it came; as for house them of s
which produces her
as for them who obstruct my mother
for the regulation medicine possession
where my mother keeps accompanying in
clink of the metal as for my mother
who shuts in her because of the thing
which is the loser as for my mother
who the smoke and others
does the first-rate stone as for my
mother who the smoke and others does
the first-rate stone my mother
who the smoke and others does the
first-rate stone
the smoke and others
does the first-rate stone
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